Ode to a Math Teacher.

Okay, here’s another (real bad) creation. It’s also violent. What? Read and you’ll understand:

Piggy, piggy, little piggy,
I wanna chop off your nose,
deep fry you in a pan,
with undies and pantyhose.
Piggy, piggy, little piggy,
I wanna kick you all the way,
into a vat of radioactive waste
where you'll rot night and day.
Piggy, piggy, little piggy,
I wanna strangle you,
stab you there left and right
like Hitler would do to a Jew.
Piggy, piggy, little piggy,
I'm so tired of you
so just hurry up and die already.
So I can cook yer stew.